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// November 21st, 2008 // 13 Comments » // Humor

Well it has only been six months since this website had its last makeover, but due to some issues with the old theme making it very difficult to write new articles, I have updated the website once again. The brighter imagery of a sunrise represents the fact that I will be posting more of my writing and fewer opinions on things that annoy me. The darker imagery of a moonlit pasture represents the undercurrent of angst that still lingers and permeates my articles.

Who am I trying to kid? I just thought it would look cool so I made it happen. So yes, now that my theme is no longer black & white or sepia, I am once again at liberty to upload photos in full color. Sunny skies are here again!… OR ARE THEY!?

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// November 20th, 2008 // No Comments » // Humor

For the two people that actually read this website (thanks mom and dad) I wanted to let you know that it is currently being revised in both appearance and content. The new content will be focused less on my opinions about things and more on my writing. Hopefully, this will encourage me to write more, which is the whole point about having a writing website. (What? Blog? I don’t know what you’re talking about)

So yes, come back every 45 minutes to see if the new website is ready.

// November 7th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Political

Republican power grab? Maybe. But take a look at this California congressional district map and tell me that the Democratic party in California isn’t mobbed up. Go ahead, click on the map. Notice that these districts curve any which way they want and have nothing to do with city limits or counties.

That’s right, until Proposition 11 was passed, the people drawing up the district boundaries were the ones being elected to those very districts. Of course, this is obvious, because otherwise why would the districts look like a first-grader drew them? (No offense to my daughter.)

Which leads to the question, since the previous system was so corrupt and such a crime against democracy, then who are the 4,781,082 morons who voted against Proposition 11? They can’t all be party-line democrats because nearly ever newspaper in California came out in support of Proposition 11, including the papers that lean far-left. So again, who are you people? Did you just not “get” the concept? Do I need to have my daughter draw a map for you in crayon?

// August 29th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Political

According to extreme liberal slanting Huffinton Post reporter David Bauder, “More people watched Obama speak… on Thursday than watched the Olympics opening ceremony in Beijing.” I guess the Huffington Post doesn’t consider viewers in China to be real people, because 393 million people viewed the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony in China alone, compared with the paltry 40 million viewers of the Obama speech. That’s some fine reporting you’ve got there Ariana.

// July 24th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Technology

We have moved to a new server because our old web host decided to increase the monthly price without telling me. Have they no shame? Indeed, they do, but only a little.

If you run into any strange errors on the website, please let me know what you were doing at the time the error occured: spilling soda on your keyboard, picking your nose, etc.