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// March 6th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Author's Works

“Whoever said, ‘There is more than one way to skin a cat’ was a twisted sicko! What are they doing skinning cats anyway? It’s much easier to skin a puppy.”

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// February 27th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Author's Works

“Did you ever notice how when you give yourself a paper cut on purpose, and then you squeeze a little lemon juice on the cut, it hurts really bad? Yeah, why do we do that to ourselves?”

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// February 22nd, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Website

Well, it happened again. The website is yet remade. This time, I am pleased overall with the lovely intertwining of artistic design and usability. My only worry is that people won’t be able to find my most recent articles. In fact, what if nobody finds THIS article and every letter of every word of every sentence that I’m typing right now is seen by nobody but ME!?

Well then GOOD! At least I saw it and that’s what’s important.

But just in case there is another that finds this note, I have just one thing to say to you.

Don’t you dare close your eyes!

// February 20th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

Welcome to a new feature I like to call, Quote of the Week. Every week I will post a new famous quote by yours fakely. Every quote will be a stroke of pure genius. Oh, and fret not, if you don’t understand the quote or you don’t think it’s very clever or funny, it just means your primitive brain couldn’t grasp the magnanimity of my quote. It’s okay, it happens to the best of us with the exception of myself.

And with only one more adieu, here is this week’s Quote of the Week. Adieu!

“Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, and he becomes the center of a nationwide missing person search, of which you are the primary suspect.”

Read this quote and more on the Quotes From Me That Should Be Famous page!

// January 10th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // News

There are only ten (10) Windows 7 beta activation keys.

7XRCQ-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
RFFTV-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
D9RHV-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
482XP-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
6JKV2-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
TQ32R-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
GG4MQ-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
MXMDP-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
4HJRK-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
QXV7B-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx

This is how they all start. I have compared my own 10 keys with an outside source, and they are identical. There has been speculation that the first 2.5 million people to activate with these keys will be able to use Windows 7 beta, and everyone else will not be able to. This is absurd. Windows 7 keys have never worked this way, and it would make it so anyone who needs to reinstall Windows 7 beta to be locked out. Again, absurd. The truth is, Microsoft used the 2.5 million cap as a means of creating excitement about the operating system, and it worked. Now, they might not give out these keys after 2.5 million people have registered to get one, but the keys will work just fine, all the way up to August 2009. So, enjoy!