So, you feel you are worthy enough to contact me. Well, assuming for a moment that you are, here are the ways you could reach me.
Telephone: Call me for free, no matter where you live. In order to access this page you will need to know what city I was born in. If you are a real friend, then you will know the answer. Remember to capitalize the city’s name; you are civilized after all.
E-mail: It’s really very simple: my first name @ the name of this website. If you can’t figure it out then I don’t want any emails from you.
Guestbook: Simply sign my guestbook with a message and I will contact you, if you meet the aforementioned criteria of being worthy.
Twitter: Tired of waiting a year for me to update this website? Yeah, me too. Oh, and Twitter.
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Man, where is the VARPCASTER Esperience podcast? I thought you would have it up by now. I really thought you would be more malleable than this my friend. Miss you guys
Hey!
I scanned the family tree. Trying to send branches your way. Email me.
How do I get my picture on the website when I comment on anything?
WOW!! I really like the new look of Varpness! Just stopped in to say “what’s up” and I hope all is well! K.I.T.
When are you going to update your webpage? Can I get automatic updates when that happens. I just can wait until the next update! I going to go to the loo in my trousers.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope this year brings you much more happiness and luck with all that you do!
Just visiting! Wow i just might have to make this a part of my daily routine! NOT! j/k
Everyone is fine. How are things in the bathroom?
HOTEL- ECHO- LIMA- LIMA- OCTOBER,
It was about time that you changed your page layout! So, how is the FAMILA?
I Love you and I do visit your website so stop whining.