Contact Me

So, you feel you are worthy enough to contact me. Well, assuming for a moment that you are, here are the ways you could reach me.

Telephone: Call me for free, no matter where you live. In order to access this page you will need to know what city I was born in. If you are a real friend, then you will know the answer. Remember to capitalize the city’s name; you are civilized after all.

E-mail: It’s really very simple: my first name @ the name of this website. If you can’t figure it out then I don’t want any emails from you.

Guestbook: Simply sign my guestbook with a message and I will contact you, if you meet the aforementioned criteria of being worthy.

8 Responses to “Contact Me”

  1. Dad says:
    July 22, 2008 at 9:46 am

    How do I get my picture on the website when I comment on anything?

  2. greasemonkey says:
    June 23, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    WOW!! I really like the new look of Varpness! Just stopped in to say “what’s up” and I hope all is well! K.I.T.

  3. Rebecca says:
    May 10, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    When are you going to update your webpage? Can I get automatic updates when that happens. I just can wait until the next update! I going to go to the loo in my trousers.

  4. greasemonkey says:
    January 2, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope this year brings you much more happiness and luck with all that you do!

  5. greasemonkey says:
    January 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Just visiting! Wow i just might have to make this a part of my daily routine! NOT! j/k :-)

  6. Thew says:
    December 15, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    Everyone is fine. How are things in the bathroom?

  7. Lis Lis says:
    December 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    HOTEL- ECHO- LIMA- LIMA- OCTOBER,

    It was about time that you changed your page layout! So, how is the FAMILA?

  8. Rebecca "Hot Stuff" Varpness says:
    August 13, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    I Love you and I do visit your website so stop whining.

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