“What a lovely purple shaded whimsical box,” you might be thinking to yourself. But you’d be WRONG! Or, you might be right! There’s only one way to know for certain: read Thew A.W. Varpness’ unpublished, untitled book (publishing date to be revealed later). Is this whimsical box a helpful friend, or a device created to destroy mankind? I won’t tell you which, but I will give you one small clue; it’s not a device created to destroy mankind.

 Find out about this whimsical box, and more, when you read the book!