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		<title>I Hope You Like Blue</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/495</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well my friends and fellow Americans, it has been a long month, but I am pleased to announce the opening of my redesigned website, completely lacking in new content, as usual. I was hoping to have more content available right away, but that would require some writing, now wouldn&#8217;t it? And I&#8217;ve been spending what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-496" style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="610px-Morpho_menelaus" src="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/20090702_610px_morpho_menelaus-150x150.png" alt="610px-Morpho_menelaus" width="150" height="150" />Well my friends and fellow Americans, it has been a long month, but I am pleased to announce the opening of my redesigned website, completely lacking in new content, as usual. I was hoping to have more content available right away, but that would require some writing, now wouldn&#8217;t it? And I&#8217;ve been spending what little extra time I have on redesigning the site.</p>
<p>If it&#8217;s any indication of how busy I&#8217;ve been, I was planning to work on this website almost a month ago, and I wasn&#8217;t able to even look at it until yesterday.</p>
<p>Well anyway, I hope you like blue, because it&#8217;s gonna happen, whether you like it or not!</p>
<p><a href="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/20090702_gavin.mp3">gavin</a></p>
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		<title>A Whole New World!</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/354</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it happened again. The website is yet remade. This time, I am pleased overall with the lovely intertwining of artistic design and usability. My only worry is that people won&#8217;t be able to find my most recent articles. In fact, what if nobody finds THIS article and every letter of every word of every sentence [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it happened again. The website is yet remade. This time, I am pleased overall with the lovely intertwining of artistic design and usability. My only worry is that people won&#8217;t be able to find my most recent articles. In fact, what if nobody finds THIS article and every letter of every word of every sentence that I&#8217;m typing right now is seen by nobody but ME!?</p>
<p>Well then GOOD! At least I saw it and that&#8217;s what&#8217;s important.</p>
<p>But just in case there is another that finds this note, I have just one thing to say to you.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you dare close your eyes!</p>
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		<title>Behold</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/197</link>
		<comments>http://varpness.com/archives/197#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Website]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well it has only been six months since this website had its last makeover, but due to some issues with the old theme making it very difficult to write new articles, I have updated the website once again. The brighter imagery of a sunrise represents the fact that I will be posting more of my writing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-198" title="Look at me! I want attention!" src="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/peacock_nbc_presentation_in_rca_color-150x150.jpg" alt="Look at me! I want attention!" width="150" height="150" />Well it has only been six months since this website had its last makeover, but due to some issues with the old theme making it very difficult to write new articles, I have updated the website once again. The brighter imagery of a sunrise represents the fact that I will be posting more of my writing and fewer opinions on things that annoy me. The darker imagery of a moonlit pasture represents the undercurrent of angst that still lingers and permeates my articles.</p>
<p>Who am I trying to kid? I just thought it would look cool so I made it happen. So yes, now that my theme is no longer black &amp; white or sepia, I am once again at liberty to upload photos in full color. Sunny skies are here again!&#8230; OR ARE THEY!?</p>
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		<title>New Website Coming Soon!</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/190</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Website]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For the two people that actually read this website (thanks mom and dad) I wanted to let you know that it is currently being revised in both appearance and content. The new content will be focused less on my opinions about things and more on my writing. Hopefully, this will encourage me to write more, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the two people that actually read this website (thanks mom and dad) I wanted to let you know that it is currently being revised in both appearance and content. The new content will be focused less on my opinions about things and more on my writing. Hopefully, this will encourage me to write more, which is the whole point about having a writing website. (What? Blog? I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about)</p>
<p>So yes, come back every 45 minutes to see if the new website is ready.</p>
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		<title>New Server</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/124</link>
		<comments>http://varpness.com/archives/124#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Website]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We have moved to a new server because our old web host decided to increase the monthly price without telling me. Have they no shame? Indeed, they do, but only a little. If you run into any strange errors on the website, please let me know what you were doing at the time the error [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="right alignright" title="Owner of my previous web hosting company" src="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/greedyman2.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="117" /></p>
<p>We have moved to a new server because our old web host decided to increase the monthly price without telling me. Have they no shame? Indeed, they do, but only a little.</p>
<p>If you run into any strange errors on the website, please let me know what you were doing at the time the error occured: spilling soda on your keyboard, picking your nose, etc.</p>
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		<title>Where Did May Go?</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/112</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to bed the night of April 11th promising myself and the millions of future fans that I would update my website daily, and when I woke up it was June 23rd and my website theme was changed to this wicked awesome sepia one! Now, normally I would complain about losing two and a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="None"><img class="right size-thumbnail wp-image-111 alignleft" title="vanwinkle" src="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/vanwinkle-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>I went to bed the night of April 11th promising myself and the millions of future fans that I would update my website daily, and when I woke up it was June 23rd and my website theme was changed to this wicked awesome sepia one! Now, normally I would complain about losing two and a half months of my life, but you have to admit, this website theme was worth it!</p>
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		<title>Domain Registry Mail Scam</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/96</link>
		<comments>http://varpness.com/archives/96#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liberty Names of America sent me a notice in the mail stating that two of my internet domain names were going to expire soon, including varpness.com. The form is very simple and includes a few check boxes and a payment slip, allowing me to renew my domains for the low price of $29.00 each. I appreciate [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="None"><img class="alignright right size-thumbnail wp-image-103" title="liberty1" src="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/liberty1-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="http://libertynamesofamerica.com" target="_blank">Liberty Names of America</a> sent me a notice in the mail stating that two of my internet domain names were going to expire soon, including varpness.com. The form is very simple and includes a few check boxes and a payment slip, allowing me to renew my domains for the low price of $29.00 each. I appreciate the reminder, and if I didn&#8217;t know any better I might have checked the boxes and mailed my payment in. The only problem is, Liberty Names of America is not the company I currently use to register my names, and I only pay $8 for each annual renewal, not $29.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The official-looking notice uses a header that says &#8220;Domain Name Expiration Notice&#8221; which could easily confuse people into believing that this is their official renewal notice from their current domain company. Not realizing that it is a different company charging almost four times as much per year, many people probably have already been tricked into transferring their domain names to Liberty Names of America at the much higher price. Shame on you Liberty Names of America. Shame on you.</p>
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		<title>Welcome to the new &#8220;darker&#8221; Varpness.com</title>
		<link>http://varpness.com/archives/7</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 00:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does this website scare you? It does? Wow, how old are you? It just has a little tree and some clouds. Seriously now, you&#8217;re scared of some clouds?  Grow up, really.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="gateway.jpg" href="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/gateway.jpg"><img title="gateway.jpg" src="http://varpness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/gateway.thumbnail.jpg" border="0" alt="gateway.jpg" align="left" /></a>Does this website scare you? It does? Wow, how old are you? It just has a little tree and some clouds. Seriously now, you&#8217;re scared of some clouds?  Grow up, really.</p>
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