Well it has only been six months since this website had its last makeover, but due to some issues with the old theme making it very difficult to write new articles, I have updated the website once again. The brighter imagery of a sunrise represents the fact that I will be posting more of my writing and fewer opinions on things that annoy me. The darker imagery of a moonlight pasture represents the undercurrent of angst that still lingers and permeates my articles.

Who am I trying to kid? I just thought it would look cool so I made it happen. So yes, now that my theme is no longer black & white or sepia, I am once again at liberty to upload photos in full color. Sunny skies are here again!… OR ARE THEY!?

For the two people that actually read this website (thanks mom and dad) I wanted to let you know that it is currently being revised in both appearance and content. The new content will be focused less on my opinions about things and more on my writing. Hopefully, this will encourage me to write more, which is the whole point about having a writing website. (What? Blog? I don’t know what you’re talking about)

So yes, come back every 45 minutes to see if the new website is ready.

According to extreme liberal slanting Huffinton Post reporter David Bauder, “More people watched Obama speak… on Thursday than watched the Olympics opening ceremony in Beijing.” I guess the Huffington Post doesn’t consider viewers in China to be real people, because 393 million people viewed the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony in China alone, compared with the paltry 40 million viewers of the Obama speech. That’s some fine reporting you’ve got there Ariana.

We have moved to a new server because our old web host decided to increase the monthly price without telling me. Have they no shame? Indeed, they do, but only a little.
     If you run into any strange errors on the website, please let me know what you were doing at the time the error occured: spilling soda on your keyboard, picking your nose, etc.

In an effort to better mankind, I would like to offer you this short, one answer survey (also known as a poll). Consider this poll carefully before you answer. The future of humanity just might perhaps rest in your vote maybe.

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