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// April 10th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“A well-written book is like a piece of cheese… that has a story written on it.”

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// March 27th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“If someone from the Secret Service ever approaches you and asks you to kill the president, don’t do it! It’s a trap!”

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// March 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

I am proud to announce that the “Quote of the Week” feature has now lasted for one full month! Congratulations me! And they said it shouldn’t be done.

// March 20th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“If you ever see a triceratops on roller skates coming at you, get out of the way! They aren’t very good at stopping. Also, you probably travelled back in time, which means you only have 48 hours until your cells split apart. Soooo, triceratop rides anyone?”

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// March 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“If you ever forget to shave for a week and someone asks you if your cat died, remind them that you use a razor to shave, not a cat.”

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