// August 30th, 2009 // Uncategorized
For many, the Quote-of-the-Week feature of this website has been a cherished tradition, for others, a beloved pastime. Still others find the Quotes-of-the-Week to be a stroke of genius unmatched by any predecessors of human philosophy. Therefore, it is with great trepidation that I announce the discontinuation of the Quote-of-the-Week feature. But before you take up arms against a sea of trouble, let me make an offering of this immense chunk of consolation to you; any new quotes, while not heralded on the main page, will still be shared with all visitors in the Quotes section of this website. So, if you’ve been MIA for a while, or you make varpness.com a daily routine, please click the link entitled “Quotes” at the top of the page in order to access my weekly brilliance.









Oh really Mr. Wolfe? How do you like me now?
I use to wonder what the splatters represented in and around the Varpness logo…it’s web mold from how infrequent this site gets updated.
When you moon someone on earth it is called mooning.
What is it called when you moon someone on the moon, earthing?
but – but where else can i get important and timely information about hot-air ballooning and cheese-writing?!
As always, getting me to do anything, including updating this website with the latest quotes, will require the most extremely rude and urgent persuasion.
Will your weekly quotes appear weekly, now that they have moved? Or is that soley dependent on how rudely your wife speaks to you when she asks you to write your damn quotes.