// February 27th, 2009 // Author's Works
“Did you ever notice how when you give yourself a paper cut on purpose, and then you squeeze a little lemon juice on the cut, it hurts really bad? Yeah, why do we do that to ourselves?”
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Okay, so then now imagine you got a paper cut on your eyeball and then you squeezed lemon juice on that. I win.