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// February 20th, 2009 // Author's Works

Welcome to a new feature I like to call, Quote of the Week. Every week I will post a new famous quote by yours fakely. Every quote will be a stroke of pure genius. Oh, and fret not, if you don’t understand the quote or you don’t think it’s very clever or funny, it just means your primitive brain couldn’t grasp the magnanimity of my quote. It’s okay, it happens to the best of us with the exception of myself.

And with only one more adieu, here is this week’s Quote of the Week. Adieu!

“Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, and he becomes the center of a nationwide missing person search, of which you are the primary suspect.”

Read this quote and more on the Quotes From Me That Should Be Famous page!