Dearest Instant Messenger Programmers,
Let me first thank you for the time and effort you make in creating programs to allow people all around the world to avoid actually making real friends and communicate with others when they have laryngitis.
I do have one minor request, however. Could you please alter your programs to restrict the use of odd symbols and characters in usernames. You know, like $C@RE(R0W and /\d@m+d%m. Now I realize that people are idiots and cannot help thinking they are clever and unique when they use wacky symbols in their name, so I’m holding you programmers responsible. You should know better. So please, correct this error so our buddy lists can once again look like a list of friends and not a pile of paper snowflakes.
Sincerely,
Thew Varpness
You put a rubber duckie as your buddy icon?… Lame … Duck … Quack Quack
…and yet you signed the email with “Thew Varpness” instead of your real name.
You suck.
Hahahaha (if that is your real name),
Thew is just a shortend version of my name Matthew. Some people go by Matt, I go by the second half, Thew. Elizabeth, Liz, Beth: it’s the same thing. Just like you go by the shortended version of your name Hahahaha-the-moron.
By the way, no hard feelings. I know you’re just upset because you live in sucky Amsterdam.
wait. So what happens when your name is already taken?
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Be creative and come up with something else.