Jun 23
I went to bed the night of April 11th promising myself and the millions of future fans that I would update my website daily, and when I woke up it was June 23rd and my website theme was changed to this wicked awesome sepia one! Now, normally I would complain about losing two and a half months of my life, but you have to admit, this website theme was worth it!
To Sleeping Booty,
Does this mean that now you have been awaken from your slumber you will update your page daily?
Your fan… From the future
Yes it does. I vow yet again to update my website daily.
Its already June 27th and you have yet to update your website daily. All these false promises and dashed hopes. I have given you the best 26 years of my life and Sparse blog entries and flabby buns is my payment!!!
Your wife and best fan… from the future
6/27/2029
I’m sorry, but as the song will remind you, I NEVER have flabby buns.
No, you gave me flabby buns
Oh, uhh, yeah. About that. Umm… sorry about that. You can give them back if you want.
It’s about time. And one more thing… thanks for letting me get that kick ass hair cut back in June 2008… it changed my life.