Matthew Varpness currently resides in Visalia, California with his one wife, two dogs, and three children. He holds a Bachelor of Arts in English and therefore feels linguistically superior to all other individuals, with the exception of those holding Masters, Doctorates, or Habilitations in English or other languages. Matthew is working on finishing a fictional epic novel scheduled to be published early 2080. His hobbies include reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Since he wrote his own biography for the webpage I’m obliged to add that he’s also devilishly handsome.
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your bio was great and that was very funny about 2080
You bet! I made sure to say hello to Rebecca for you! Things are well with the family. If you read the ABOUT THE AUTHOR section, you would know that my book should be out sometime in the latter half of this century.
How are things in your land?
Hello!
Matthew never told me that you said Hello. But I stumble across your comment. How is married life? What have you been up to?
Loved hearing from you
Rebecca
HOTEL-ECHO-LIMA-LIMA-OCTOBER,
How is the family doing?! Well, I am still anxiously waiting for the debut of your book?!?!?
I am wondering what will happen to Quinn or what is Quindel??? Well, gots to go!!! Say, HELLO to Rebecca for me!