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// July 2nd, 2009 // No Comments » // Website

Well my friends and fellow Americans, it has been a long month, but I am pleased to announce the opening of my redesigned website, completely lacking in new content, as usual. I was hoping to have more content available right away, but that would require some writing, now wouldn’t it? And I’ve been spending what little extra time I have on redesigning the site.

If it’s any indication of how busy I’ve been, I was planning to work on this website almost a month ago, and I wasn’t able to even look at it until yesterday.

Well anyway, I hope you like blue, because it’s gonna happen, whether you like it or not!

// April 10th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“A well-written book is like a piece of cheese… that has a story written on it.”

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// March 27th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“If someone from the Secret Service ever approaches you and asks you to kill the president, don’t do it! It’s a trap!”

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// March 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

I am proud to announce that the “Quote of the Week” feature has now lasted for one full month! Congratulations me! And they said it shouldn’t be done.

// March 20th, 2009 // No Comments » // Author's Works

“If you ever see a triceratops on roller skates coming at you, get out of the way! They aren’t very good at stopping. Also, you probably travelled back in time, which means you only have 48 hours until your cells split apart. Soooo, triceratop rides anyone?”

Read this quote and more on the Quotes From Me That Should Be Famous page!